Tuesday, June 24, 2008

I Can Haz Hamlet?

Oh hai. 2B or not? Iz gud question.
Iz better to put up wif dawg or getz ruhvenge
But endz up wif Basement Cat? Oh noes! Iz dead!
Or maybe iz sleeping and jus duzzent care
If kitteh hungry. Dat not so bad akshully.
Ded or sleeping, perchance dream of mice.
Rub mah belleh. Deres the rub.
I shuffles off teh couch but wunders
If Ceiling Cat or Basement Cat real and waiting.
Iz cat carrier ride to sky and no kitteh returns
To say if vet dere or gud or bad.
Iz thunkeded too much an hurts mah hed.
Iz hungry.
To haz cheezburger or no haz cheezburger?
Dat is better question.



Arachne Jericho said...

I wuvz Hamlet!!

Gud 2 see u bak! Haz good cheezburgers at SeaWorld?

Lori said...

Welcome back, Mary. Good to see you posting again.

Mary B said...

Oh hai! Sea World haz gud cheezburgerz.

I"m back and posting again.

There will be kittehs.

Midnight Muse said...

Srsly? Mary remembers gud blog haz?

Happy dance of da cheezburgers!

TJWriter said...

You were at Seaworld for three months?

Iz gud to seez kittehs and Marys againz.

Jenna said...

Mary? I just want you to be informed, in case no one has yet informed you, that you are very, very, very, very, VERY weird.


Kim said...

This is one of the best. blog posts. ever.


(Jersey Chick)

Cynthia Bronco said...

"When harblls come, dey come not singel spies, but in econopac" -Clawdius

matdonna said...

LOLing at this one when I should be getting on with the chores.....!