Friday, March 28, 2008

I Can Haz Teh Eagles?


Hotel Kitteh For Ya (sung to tune of Hotel California)

Iz on a desert highway, wif wind on my tail
I smell teh roadside attrakshuns, dey smell like ginger ale
An den ahead I see a shimuring lite
I can haz mah sleepz now?
I haz to stop fer teh nite.

Dere's a hooman in teh doorway
I hearded teh dinnur bell.
An I thinkeded to meself:
Will dez feed me well?

I followz her to dinnur table
An thinkeded I hear sumone say:

Well, iznt dat teh Hotel Kitteh for ya?
Such a lovely space (oh hai. Lovely place)
Hooman haz lovely face.
Dere no cheezburgerz in the Hotel Kitteh for ya.
Some udder time of year,
U could find 'em here.

But mah dinner I misseded, I haz got hunger bendz.
U haz some tasty guests here. Are doez bunnehz Ur frends?
Bunnehz dance in teh courtyard, an I still hazn'et eatin yet
Some bunneh dance to remember, Some bunneh dance to forget

Iz callded to teh waiter
Bring meh ur best wind
He claimz dey haz no spirits since 1969
But still I asks fer cheezzburger. I no eatin all dis day.
My belleh iz all emptee
But I heared teh voices say…

Well, iznt dat teh Hotel Kitteh for ya?
Such a lovely space (oh hai. Lovely place)
Hooman haz lovely face.
Dere no cheezburgerz in the Hotel Kitteh for ya.
Ur bunnehs iz gone? Say dats a surprize.
Good thing I broughted mah alibis.

Why dere mirrors on teh ceiling?
Oh hai. Dey lookz reel nice.
Teh hooman says teh cheezburgers
Was taken by some mice.

But hooman takes me to the kitchen
We haz gathered for the feast
I see teh mouse all running around.
Why nobody kill the beast?

I thinkeded I had enuff so
I runned fer teh door.
I tried to find mah way out
To where I wuz before.

Iz okay, the hooman tellz me
Dere lotz of gud things to reads.
You can cook any time U wantz
But the cheezburgerz U cant eat.

11 comments:

San Remo Ave said...

ROFLMAO!

Oh, that's a classic, Mary!!

"dere no cheezburgerz in the Hotel Kitteh for ya..."

*giggle*

Lori said...

Funny. The soundtrack for the novel I'm currently working on includes "Hotel California." I wonder if I'll be able to get this rendition out of my head when I'm writing?

Mary B said...

Oh noes U can't fergit it wunce U heard. I just drove to a boy scout camp and heard Hotel California on the radio.

:D I embarassed my son with my new lyrics.

Carrie said...

ROFL!!!! OMG Mary that's hysterical! I love it!!!!!

Arachne Jericho said...

I've never heard "Hotel California", but on the basis of the real lyrics I think this is, as always, quite inspired. :)

Melanie Avila said...

LMAO! Oh my... you are too good at this!

Midnight Muse said...

Ahh, but can an LOLcat call a game between my Mariners and Mary's Rangers? :D

Mary B said...

Oh noes! Kristine haz thrown down teh gauntlet for next week. Of course it will end badly for teh Rangers. (It always does.)

colbymarshall said...

LOL kittehs down to an art...I love it :-)

pike said...

Tag! COme by and play if you wants to.

Alex Adams said...

Oh dear dog, Mary, I just choked on my iced tea. Classic!