Friday, February 8, 2008

I Can Haz King David?



Oh hai. Iz a Psalm fer U today. Iz kitteh translashun. Not King Jamez.



Iz beleef in Ceiling Cat- I no wants anything.
He maded me nap in nice plants




Even tho I walks past valley of bad doggies
I fearz no bitez.



He giveded me fishbowl to drink frum.
Mah foodbowl runned over



I haz no fear.
Celing Cat iz wif me.





Hiz claws and lazer vision
Dey comfort me. Let me show U them.



Ceiling Cat maded cheezburgrs for me
Rite in front of bad doggies.








Surely dis goodness will follows me
Fer all mah nine lives
And I will live in house of Ceiling Cat
Wif mah hoomans and mah fwiends.



KTHXBAI.

15 comments:

Lori said...

Cute. :)

Mary B said...

Not the most complicated, but it was time for an easier kitteh after the computer ate I Can Haz Edger Allen Poe.

Arachne Jericho said...

Amenz!

Luv ur kittehs.

Oh noez, poor Edger Allen Poe! *iz sad*

But thiz still GREAT kitteh. I miss Poe not much.

He coming bak?

TJWriter said...

These are wonderful. Just the right amount laughs after a very long week.

Melanie Avila said...

Awwwwwwww!

Mary B said...

Haz not yet found the Poe file. Iz still trapped in computer limbo.

rllgthunder said...

Addiction therapy.

Seriously. Consider it. :D

Carrie said...

Oooohh noooes! U mus fine Poe! I can haz sum Poe? Pweeeez??

Very cute. Probably a tad on the sacrilegious side... but oh well. LOL

:D

Ed Pahule said...

My brain bleeds trying to decipher LOLcatz.

Aren't you worried that it will effect your real writing?

Cynthia Bronco said...

u haz discoverd kitteh sea scrolls, and sharez wif us! :)

Lori said...

If legalese doesn't affect Mary's writing, nothing will.

Mary B said...

I think this actually enhances my writing in a sick sort of way. It makes me take a piece of iconic literature and pick it apart, which is never a wasted exercise.

And what Lori said. Legalese makes my eyes bleed. They actually WANT you to write in passive voice and why use a two dollar word when a forty dollar one in Latin will do.

Anonymous said...

New (lawyer) reader - this is THE BEST THING EVER.

Thank you for the laugh and joy this has given me (and will give to the family members I have forwarded the link to with a note).

May Ceiling Cat be with you, and deliver you always from the power of the dog.*

Book of Common Prayer if you are not of the tea-drinking persuasion (have not read enough of your blog to know this yet)

Mary B said...

Thanks New Lawyer Reader. :) I'm not of the tea drinker persuasion, but a plain old Methodist heathen. :D More kittehs every friday. Glad I could make you smile.

matushkadonna said...

ahahahaaaa!

Thank you. My house is currently catless and I needed a fix. ;-)