Friday, February 8, 2008

I Can Haz King David?

Oh hai. Iz a Psalm fer U today. Iz kitteh translashun. Not King Jamez.

Iz beleef in Ceiling Cat- I no wants anything.
He maded me nap in nice plants

Even tho I walks past valley of bad doggies
I fearz no bitez.

He giveded me fishbowl to drink frum.
Mah foodbowl runned over

I haz no fear.
Celing Cat iz wif me.

Hiz claws and lazer vision
Dey comfort me. Let me show U them.

Ceiling Cat maded cheezburgrs for me
Rite in front of bad doggies.

Surely dis goodness will follows me
Fer all mah nine lives
And I will live in house of Ceiling Cat
Wif mah hoomans and mah fwiends.



Lori said...

Cute. :)

Mary B said...

Not the most complicated, but it was time for an easier kitteh after the computer ate I Can Haz Edger Allen Poe.

Arachne Jericho said...


Luv ur kittehs.

Oh noez, poor Edger Allen Poe! *iz sad*

But thiz still GREAT kitteh. I miss Poe not much.

He coming bak?

TJWriter said...

These are wonderful. Just the right amount laughs after a very long week.

Melanie Avila said...


Mary B said...

Haz not yet found the Poe file. Iz still trapped in computer limbo.

rllgthunder said...

Addiction therapy.

Seriously. Consider it. :D

Carrie said...

Oooohh noooes! U mus fine Poe! I can haz sum Poe? Pweeeez??

Very cute. Probably a tad on the sacrilegious side... but oh well. LOL


Ed Pahule said...

My brain bleeds trying to decipher LOLcatz.

Aren't you worried that it will effect your real writing?

Cynthia Bronco said...

u haz discoverd kitteh sea scrolls, and sharez wif us! :)

Lori said...

If legalese doesn't affect Mary's writing, nothing will.

Mary B said...

I think this actually enhances my writing in a sick sort of way. It makes me take a piece of iconic literature and pick it apart, which is never a wasted exercise.

And what Lori said. Legalese makes my eyes bleed. They actually WANT you to write in passive voice and why use a two dollar word when a forty dollar one in Latin will do.

Anonymous said...

New (lawyer) reader - this is THE BEST THING EVER.

Thank you for the laugh and joy this has given me (and will give to the family members I have forwarded the link to with a note).

May Ceiling Cat be with you, and deliver you always from the power of the dog.*

Book of Common Prayer if you are not of the tea-drinking persuasion (have not read enough of your blog to know this yet)

Mary B said...

Thanks New Lawyer Reader. :) I'm not of the tea drinker persuasion, but a plain old Methodist heathen. :D More kittehs every friday. Glad I could make you smile.

matushkadonna said...


Thank you. My house is currently catless and I needed a fix. ;-)