Oh hai. Iz a Psalm fer U today. Iz kitteh translashun. Not King Jamez.
Iz beleef in Ceiling Cat- I no wants anything.
He maded me nap in nice plants
Even tho I walks past valley of bad doggies
I fearz no bitez.
He giveded me fishbowl to drink frum.
Mah foodbowl runned over
I haz no fear.
Celing Cat iz wif me.
Hiz claws and lazer vision
Dey comfort me. Let me show U them.
Ceiling Cat maded cheezburgrs for me
Rite in front of bad doggies.
Surely dis goodness will follows me
Fer all mah nine lives
And I will live in house of Ceiling Cat
Wif mah hoomans and mah fwiends.
KTHXBAI.
15 comments:
Cute. :)
Not the most complicated, but it was time for an easier kitteh after the computer ate I Can Haz Edger Allen Poe.
Amenz!
Luv ur kittehs.
Oh noez, poor Edger Allen Poe! *iz sad*
But thiz still GREAT kitteh. I miss Poe not much.
He coming bak?
These are wonderful. Just the right amount laughs after a very long week.
Awwwwwwww!
Haz not yet found the Poe file. Iz still trapped in computer limbo.
Addiction therapy.
Seriously. Consider it. :D
Oooohh noooes! U mus fine Poe! I can haz sum Poe? Pweeeez??
Very cute. Probably a tad on the sacrilegious side... but oh well. LOL
:D
My brain bleeds trying to decipher LOLcatz.
Aren't you worried that it will effect your real writing?
u haz discoverd kitteh sea scrolls, and sharez wif us! :)
If legalese doesn't affect Mary's writing, nothing will.
I think this actually enhances my writing in a sick sort of way. It makes me take a piece of iconic literature and pick it apart, which is never a wasted exercise.
And what Lori said. Legalese makes my eyes bleed. They actually WANT you to write in passive voice and why use a two dollar word when a forty dollar one in Latin will do.
New (lawyer) reader - this is THE BEST THING EVER.
Thank you for the laugh and joy this has given me (and will give to the family members I have forwarded the link to with a note).
May Ceiling Cat be with you, and deliver you always from the power of the dog.*
Book of Common Prayer if you are not of the tea-drinking persuasion (have not read enough of your blog to know this yet)
Thanks New Lawyer Reader. :) I'm not of the tea drinker persuasion, but a plain old Methodist heathen. :D More kittehs every friday. Glad I could make you smile.
ahahahaaaa!
Thank you. My house is currently catless and I needed a fix. ;-)
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